birthday

it was my birthday on Wednesday, and sometime between december and january i ran out of hosting enthusiasm. this is probably because i always get neurotic about hairs in the sink and things like that, so i don't have as much fun as i want to. i decided i would let stephen take the helm and do whatever he wanted for me...turns out he knew that i wanted a really low key hang. we ordered pizza to avoid doing any work whatsoever, and my kind friends brought delicious sugary treats and champagne. it was a great wednesday!

un-appearance

i have a sneaking suspicion that if i disappeared off the face of the earth, there would be very little record of where i have been. the last bunch of times i've been out i never show up in the pictures.

does this mean i'm a vampire? where am i guys? am i invisible?

well well well

makes me laugh every time